This is a controversial stance. You and I understand that, Stef.

Ok so I do speak Russian and I would like to point out a great bit of irony that is obscured by the translation (sorry if others have pointed it out below). “Verny” (the name of the chain) means ‘faithful’ or ‘the faithful one’. Not saying she explicitly cheated on the dude, but it definitely seems like he felt like…

Does this mean the car is totaled?

Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

So, enough gasoline for a trip to the Kroger and back in a Dodge Demon?

Pfft. Been done.

Congratulations, Mr. 450X_FTW, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mini Cooper which this lovely lady will deliver after she loads her dogs and groceries.

Congratulations, Mr. tulleytwo and Mr. teamtestbot, on shared COTD! I would like to gift you with a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as her nostalgia passes.

Whoa my god is that a solid?

Though it was reported in a German magazine, its not clear, was this in Germany or the South Carolina BMW plant?

2000 miles from Arkansas to California across the panhandle of Texas in the middle of winter.

That’s where my train of thought went too. #CynicAndRealist

Bet you there’s more than one lawyer who has/had tried to convince the driver that they can sue the homeowners for placing the rocks there. After all if the rocks weren’t there he would have crashed into their house which would have likely been less injurious to him. They have created a hazard.

To be honest, the 200 is the first Chrysler I’ve eve seen that made me think “hmmm, not bad!”.

Congratulations, Mr. DrDDay and Mr. goat 7 (don’t star me, i mean it), on COTD! My award to you is a Koenigsegg which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she remembers where it’s parked.

I tell folks : Successful people do not leave their shopping carts in the parking spot...

People are stupid, lazy creatures who can’t even put their shopping carts in the chute of the parking lot when they’re done loading groceries. So expect these clowns to handle a flying car? Let’s not.

Also fun, there’s a nearby town up here in Northern Ontario and there’s a small company that excavates marble in a nearby town, they then ship it off to Italy where a company cuts it into slabs and sells it as: “Italian hand-cut marble”. Honestly genius.

A quiet farm road in Kansas. We hear children singing 'The Wheels on the Bus (Go 'Round and 'Round).' [check on rights!] The sky darkens as we hear a loud thunder effect.