Not even a crack pipe. Like a shitty pipe made out of asbestos that poisons you with cancer.

Fucking this. I hate when people complain about blind spots. Adjust your mirrors correctly and turn your damn head as a backup. If blind spots were really an issue with any car, think of all of the large vehicles on the road. It’s amazing they make it out of the driveway.

It never stopped looking shockingly fucking awful to my eyes.

A reasonable sized pickup truck

It would be the AMC Eagle family of cars, but sold under the Jeep name.

You mean the Dodge M4S Turbo...

S2000

I was wondering why it had fiberglass doors. Is that normal or hollywood?

But it is in Woody Allen territory.

Dual sun visors that can block the windsheild and side window at the same time!! It is almost a necessity and a cheap addition. GM/SAAB used to do this I don’t understand why it went away!!!

Headlights that turn on when the wipers are on. My 1999 Grand Cherokee had this feature and no cars I've owned since, though newer and nicer, have offered it. It's idiot proof.

This is such a Brad comment. 

They need to rerun the test with a mint condition NA

Check your sales numbers there, Mustang sells the most by a lot, followed by the Camaro, followed by the Challenger in 3rd. So not sure how that equates to sales blowing them out of the water?

Wow, 6,000 miles without a problem. I’m totally in.

Beat me to the hot dog comparison. I almost choked when I saw he named it the “Frankfurt Flyer”. More like Frankfurter, right?

Eh, I remember thinking it was an entertaining movie. Not a “good” movie by any means, but a nice, meaningless comedy movie to watch with some friends. You’ll find that a lot of movies from the 90's and early 2000's don’t hold up to modern political correctness, so you just have to enjoy them at face value. The minute…

The car looks better with out the strakes, red or not

Yeah - I also assume this was built for some parade or something. A terrible, terrible, parade.