@BrtStlnd: tip them over?

@AustinMiniMan: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?

@Wolfy Kovac: And for a wagon, it even looks pretty sexy. Is that an Olds?

@Scandinavian Flick: If you didn't spend so much keeping it running, you'd probably have more time to be in the hole...

@Dominic Chan: "Did the earth move for you too, baby?"

@BullittFan_Førds4Life: Reløaded: Sounds like the voice of regret...

@Wolfy Kovac: If you're rich enough for a half-million-dollar car, you're rich enough not to care.

@pauljones: Sometimes you just want to...

@IN THE FACE!: Now I'm imagining sex in the back of Ecto-1 from "Ghostbusters."

@Fred55: But does it have anything to cover up the front?

@Optixtruf: "Toyota...go all the way, no matter what."

@vSanjo: Probably slightly sarcastic:: I think he just might be taking the mickey.

@oddfish: Your icon rocks. And speaking of the car, is it possible the police mistook it for a Tata Nano?

@Juke Box Hero: Depends on the delta-V of the collision. I had a ~25 mph delta-V front-end collision earlier this week (totaled my poor old 1997 Sentra), and while surprised the air bags did not go off, was happy they didn't.

@Møbius: GNX/Grand National or just the current stock?

I'm not sure what people have against the Sentra. Mine performed quite admirably for over a decade (until Monday, when it got totaled, unfortunately).

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: Because his male characters all had muscle cars, or because he drew Chester?

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: A very good friend of mine in high school band (don't judge) had one of these, four door hatch and all, and really, the only problem he ever had was that his 20/200 vision eventually became 20/400.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Only three? How'd they keep the fourth wheel on? :)

@TCInternet: Must have been build quality from the NUMMI plant. I had the 1985 Corolla 4-door—purchased in 1997 (long story)—and it worked fine for about 40,000 more miles. Would have gone longer, but I wasn't properly faithful with oil changes, and managed to score the cylinder walls...