Look guys, I don’t mind ads. I know. I work in tech. Ads help pay the bills. And as such, ads pay MY bills.

More than Elon Musk can raise, apparently.

That advice is....(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)...right on target. 

Under no circumstance should anyone buy a Dodge Dart

And with rising sea levels comes MOAR SEAWATER FOR EVERYBODY!

“NOBODY wants you to travel halfway around the world/or cross country at X-Mas to see thier little grand pets. nobody want’s to go to your cat’s birthday, you will never see your cat graduate from cat college, or get married”

Oops, looks like you conflated having a child with self worth.

Counterpoint...

Jump out from up your own ass and go fuck yourself.

I love my kids and my dog unconditionally.

So roll your eyes when people say that and move on with your life. If you said this to someone’s face, you’d look like an asshole. It may feel better to say it as a faceless commenter, but I assure you, you still kinda sound like an asshole. 

Are you the type of person who brings a baby to a nice restaurant and then make a scene when people give you looks to make it stop crying?

Who took away your fucking Snickers?  

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

MEOW!

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

Ur right. Porsche loved it when I got a quarter-million people to look at this:

I always thought these arguments are dumb. Do you always use every feature of your car? Did you buy a 4 door, but spend 90% of your time with just you in it? Did you buy a WRX and literally never rally it? Did you get a GTI but only very occasionally drive sportingly? Does your minivan really get all 7 seats used?…

I feel like off-roaders are the one car segment where an electric powertrain doesn’t make sense. There aren’t exactly recharging stations out on the trails, and solar panels will only get you a couple miles extra range per day whereas the fuel in a jerry-can will take you a hundred miles.

Thank God they didn’t actually produce that concept, or any of their other concepts, because I’d be about 84 months in debt right now otherwise.

Boomer here, I don’t care what powers it, if it looks like this, I’m in!!