You.

Guaranteed in 2 weeks we see “THIS is a 1996 S14 240SX that previously had some serious drama over at another auction website, but now it’s over here at Cars & Bids.com”

I’m going through the Marvel universe right now, and realized early on that it’s mostly a big Acura commercial, and not just one instance of an Acura.

Yeah, I really like Rust Valley Restorers, and some of the cars they produce on the show are pretty sharp. Avery’s shop especially does interesting projects like the mobile band stage built out of a deuce and a half. The premise seems straight out of Pimp my Ride, but the end result seemed genuinely well thought out,…

All of these shows are bad, but you want to know what else is really bad? JALOPNIK on any mobile platform ever since you money grubbing bastards started cramming a million pop up ads in with your slideshows. Even with lightning fast WiFi and a new iPhone, damned Jalopnik is crashing my phone like Dale Earnhardt (not…

I actually enjoy watching Rust Valley Restorers because I really like that area of the country and haven’t been back in a while. So it's pretty much just a weird kind of tourism for me.

What I learned from this article is chief deputies make too much money.

Wait, he can’t pee because he lost the tip of his thumb? Was he using it as a plug or something?

that’s really impressive. not everyone can remove a cat from a moving vehicle.  most people just park it first.

Another Audi saved from an uncaring owner.

This is America - where in some states you can just buy guns from a private seller perfectly legally - we have long-standing traditions where we just regularly screw the poor and working class (and hell, fuck it, most professionals in fact) and call it free market capitalism and deride you and call you weak or lazy if…

Fuck you Microsoft Teams

Well Toyota always made the better off road vehicle.

I laughed when I read that quote and immediately thought of this. These people are all full of shit, it’s just funny when it is this obvious.

Is it a white girl? Community service then.

Replace the car in the scenario with a gun (an even less deadly weapon), and the young lady with a young black man, and wtf?

His criminal history is irrelevant. What IS relevant was the cop continuing to knee him down over a prolonged period of time preventing him from breathing, even after George clearly indicated as such, and while his colleagues stood by and did nothing.

Does not fucking matter. It was configured with those features and they didn’t own the car when it was ‘flagged’. This is bullshit. 

Actually, yes, they can. And in cases like this, they do.

My preference of Yoda quotes would be "Do or do not, there is no try." Though "When 900 years old you age, look as good you will not". Nice to see that he wasn't always serious.