"Hail Hydra?"

Stop looking at me swan!

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Maybe the real dark glasses are the ones on your heart.

Either way, your wrist is going to hurt after awhile…

…..you mean without the sledgehammer?

@I'm In Tech

Agreed. As a straight male, I gave all of two fucks about him. Especially after he was part of the GI JOE trainwreck. Also, every woman I have spoken to in the past five years has either had a dampness for Robert Downey Jr or Channing Tatum. So, being that I didn't want to fuck him and I didn't think he was a good…

Wow. You have to be the most insecure, aggressive person on this site. What "last one"? "Debt"? What are you talking about? Are you saying that you are keeping up some kind of "scorecard" as to when you and I interact? If I bother you, ignore me. Or, hey, don't post in a public forum.

I might not be getting your joke (it's been a long day), but you get that erections used to be/are sometimes called "wood" or "getting wood". Now I don't want to go into the birds and the bees (which is the phrase I have never understood) but "beaver gnawing on wood" pretty much sums it up.

"Everything rips……except the crotch of his pants! Not too fucking incredible!"

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I would say very little of what I say here anywhere else.

Shazbot!

Only if the theme is now Death-metal, and their housekeeper sells meth. 2014 WOOOO!!!

Sure. Just don't make him angry.

Source?

I know! It's almost like this place enjoys humorous banter and the like. I call shenanigans!!

That's sincerely awesome! I'm American and always thought it was amazing the BBC and Brits took charity events like that seriously and annually. Looking forward to see if it works here. :)

Katy….who? Aren't we, as a species, over her fifteen-minutes of fame?

Got to give them credit for that. I love they do the Children In Need every year. You would think one of the massive American networks could try something like that. I mean, if they could part with some of their billions….

That is obviously what they were trying to repeat. That original one is far superior, though.