And a wider variety of Classic Doctor Who episodes! They leave out the last episode of the Key to Time and skip the 6th Doctor completely, for fuckssake!

The Disney version with the Fox. Total winner.

And really, if we don't take Christianity, Mormonism, or Islam seriously, why should we take the Cult of Overweight Goths seriously?

It was Red Button's inability to get it up that was supposed to be funny…

"Shewt tha glahss…"

Pauly Shore…

Are they still mocking Carter?

'In Training to Be Batman's something, something, OH! New jeans! Squee!'

I see they are hiring 12-year-olds for art chores now. When's the issue that had Babs Facebooking the whole adventure for that story?

Like Dick Van Dyke!

Or dating! Don't forget, there's absolutely nothing else in this world except dating, and sleeping together, and dating, and gossiping about dating, and will they/won't they dating, and the possible attraction of two heterosexual people going through a series of hilarious-yet-poignant arcs in their relationship while…

Okay that much we agree on. It's the neanderthal-like clubbing over the head with these tropes that just drives me crazy. It's about a subtle as an atomic bomb, and has as much precedence as water catching fire. But that's just my simple beef. ;)

See for some reason, I never felt that way about Rory before or after the evolution. With Mickey, I hated him from the first episode. He was weak and infantile. Rory was simply humble and insecure. I found Rory a much more believable character than Mickey in that sense. But I get what you mean, in that the scripts…

Danny is spot-on. The Doctor is acting like an aristocratic prick for no reason. For a guy that relies on the military to bail his ass out of a billion jams since the dawn the franchise in '63, it's 100% hypocritical of him to lump all soldiers together as "bad". Just limited writing, really. Thin caricatures with no…

As opposed to Mickey, who went from tech guru wussy, to random mechanic, to Resistance Fighter Badass? I think Rory's progression was somewhat more plausible, since he had to live a life as a Roman Centurion (a real swerve that never made any sense, though) and then sit around protecting the Pandorica for two-thousand…

Shouldn't Whoopi be standing outside every history classroom, offering warnings to the students going in? "Hi, I'm Whoopi Goldberg. Ever heard the phrase 'History is written by the Victors'? Well, let me tell you…"

Someone attended rehearsals, I see….

Even MORE recently: comedy, ever.

Gary Oldman +1

A Chevy Chase quote wins the internet every single time.