Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

He certainly spews enough garbage!

Full of shit?

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

In a normal administration, this would be enough to scuttle a nominee. Not with Trump.

This is exactly why the right is constantly talking about paid trolls and paid protesters. Because they do it!

And the right wing constantly accuse the left of using payed protesters. Project much?

I took a similar oath:

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

I got in an argument with a co-worker this morning (we’re both male so forgive any insensitivity) and he was being a total asshole, saying the immigration ban and Mexico City abortion laws were saving American lives. I called him an abortion.

here comes the joke, its getting closer annnnd, its gone.

Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Wee Dong Trump needed to show off his yuge missile.

“He’ll get his military flyovers, which are more common for Super Bowls than inaugurations, though these flyovers will be on a grander scale, with an F-16, an F-22, an F-15, and an F-35 making an appearance.”

And last year we were mocking their leaders, so we go and elect one just like them...

I remember years ago I was at Six Flags and Flo-rida was playing. They made announcements all day hyping the show and I just kept saying, “Is his name Florida” Even though it was included with our admission we didn’t go see him.