Wee Dong Trump needed to show off his yuge missile.

“He’ll get his military flyovers, which are more common for Super Bowls than inaugurations, though these flyovers will be on a grander scale, with an F-16, an F-22, an F-15, and an F-35 making an appearance.”

And last year we were mocking their leaders, so we go and elect one just like them...

I remember years ago I was at Six Flags and Flo-rida was playing. They made announcements all day hyping the show and I just kept saying, “Is his name Florida” Even though it was included with our admission we didn’t go see him.  

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

I thought the unifying theme was a failure to properly understand and use the English language.

Clinton 65,844,954

NO!

How is anyone not yet convinced that republicans are pure evil?

These motherfuckers. Pro-life my ass.

The example that’s freshest on my mind is that he’s giving a tax break to Carrier, who in turn is going to be using a large chunk of that money to automate their workforce. Combine that with agitating for tax breaks for top earners: who do you think is paying for the gap in tax revenue there?

Ugh. I imagine this started as a risk-averse tactic, and festered into a system to protect the rich and help them get richer. Does this planet have a reset button? Or is that climate change?

You’re fucking kidding me, right? You have to pay taxes because it’s the law. And you know why you pay taxes? To pay for infrastructure. Like roads. Police. The fire department. Defense. The fucking military. If you make more, you pay more. That’s how the system is supposed to work. It’s not a fucking maze that only…

Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

Vandal Savage was brutal.

Obama saved the entire US auto industry. Yet he’s a socialist cuck according to these uneducated shit brains.

Because its another lie, just like the Ford plant story.