You shut your mouth and enjoy that gif or so help me GOD I will turn this truck around and go straight home!

You got it right. Zombie mode is ideal for couch multiplayer.

You got it right. Zombie mode is ideal for couch multiplayer.

I know, it’s a tough one. The story made me sick, the French Quarter streets are very narrow, and you can’t go more than 20-25 max. It seems to me the person must have been alive after being struck. Sick. I really would like to get it up on the main site.

Can we figure this one out too? I sent this to tips@jalopnik, how can I get this up on the main site? This story makes me sick to my stomach

I’m going to say that that should be the COTD.

Well, he wasn’t using an excessive amount of cursing and derogatory/offensive language, so clearly he is not an avid gamer.

The military could shitcan a full 2/3 of the active duty officer corps from all the uniformed branches and get along just fine. Having a BA in Art History does not make one a better leader of men.

Because bunny hopping was game breaking. I knew people who could start bunny hopping, and kill the whole team in under 15 seconds.

Valve admits they messed up?

Ask for your money back.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Once again, this video is needed:

I think this is officially now my favorite face on a car.

that would make an epic holiday card.

If I saw the delivery guy doing that, I would walk up and shake his hand. Absolutely hilarious. Sometimes you just have to have a sense of humor.

That’s all very interesting.

Serving time is ridiculous but he also shouldn’t get off without some form of punishment. I propose that he is forced to drive around London in this fine example of American automotive engineering with the license plate USA 1776 for at least a year.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

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