The Rita Ora of Trumps.

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Well, at least they’ve made something worse than Big Bang Theory finally.

Dead to me. She knows what she did.

I’m sure walking around with shit all up and down the back of your legs is quite convenient!

I’m sure walking around with shit all up and down the back of your legs is quite convenient!

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Yeah but when the rich get their tax cuts, they’re going to turn right around and invest that back into the economy by creating jobs for small businesses in a perfect trickle down effect, just like Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI did for France in the 1700's!

I’m under-endowed and have a disproportionately huge ass. Could that be considered a biological correlation?

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

ME TOO. I love that other people think this way too!!

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

Katie Holmes has a type!

She should have played​ Goldar on the power rangers movie.

If I want to hear an old man warbling about injustices, I’ll listen to a true musician, Neil Young. Bob Dylan is, and always has been, overrated. Plus, a misogynistic pig.

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

Ha! It’ll be fun watching them realize that hard-working folks also get a lot of government benefits, especially when it comes to healthcare, and they’re about to lose it all. I do take comfort in the fact that many of those that voted for Trump are the ones about to suffer most.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

This is why I have no problem with - and in fact encourage - private businesses and service providers calling out Ivanka and the rest of the Trumps. If they walk into your establishment, give them a piece of your mind and tell them to fuck off. Let everyone know where he/she shops, works out, eats, drinks, and gets a…