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I read that at first as Danny McBride and thought “who would have sex with him? Party and smoke weed, sure. But fuck? Even as a lesbian I know that’s nasty.”
I’ll make it worse.
Probably not.
The identity of the woman who perfectly expressed a sane person’s reaction to being at a Donald Trump rally by whippi…
18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…
If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.
Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.
Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.
We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Kim Davis’ understanding of religious freedom is seriously flawed. The marriage license only indicates that the couple has met the legal requirements to qualify for marriage. It does NOT confer religious acceptance of the marriage, so her religion isn’t being violated as far…
The biggest one I’ve ever had was 11in and so big I couldn’t put my mouth around it.
I do not like selfies. I do not understand this obsession everyone has now of taking so many pictures of themselves. Not like everyone's photo albums from the 70's and 80's is full of fuckin polaroids they took of their dumb face. This new vapid, sycophantic culture makes me want to die. Doesn't everyone hate the way…
It was a huge weekend for some of the world’s biggest pop stars. But while many of them were releasing new music…
Can we just stop with this already? PLEASE. Stop covering this douche. PLEASE STOP
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since…
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since…
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since…
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.
Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since…
My dog ate my son’s crayons once and pooped poops of many colors for days. It was so much fun.