Of course it was fake. Do you think anyone would be that excited by Maroon 5 showing up anywhere? I mean, Adam Levine knows he's Adam Levine, right?
One of mine had a full-length portrait of Marilyn Manson circa Mechanical Animals on his forearm. Was quite surreal watching him jack off with that arm. :|
So many to choose from. I'll let yall decide. Let me preface this list by saying that I'm omitting the sociopaths and boring losers. This list is in no way representative of all my questionable and embarassing encounters.
Does anyone else watch this show still? lol I am 26 and Not ashamed that I have been a loyal fan since 8 years old. But I am really sad that they have sort of downgraded the show to Flash animation than the regular one, but understandably there are more episodes now, however inconsistent to the past. I still think the…
I'll throw in an early prediction - since nobody I know likes The Grand Budapest Hotel, that will win Best Picture. Over the last decade, that seems like the most likely predictor in the category.
Honestly never thought I'd feel so alone and ashamed loving cantaloupe. I'm just gonna let my freak flag fly on this one. CANTALOUPE ROCKS.
Pour one out for Grandpa tonight.
My brother was diagnosed with the disease in 1982, back before anyone had heard of gluten, and he gets pretty annoyed that these days he can't so much as communicate this to waitstaff at restaurants without getting pained eyerolls.
"Tyler Perry has lots and lots of thoughts about being a new dad."
Oh god. Oh no, I haven't. Should I? *watches* Oh good Jesus. *shoves tissues up her eyes* You're killing me.
This is absolutely disgusting.
The 20-somethings would either go for flat out denial or go on bizarre rants about corporate greed/political agendas.
Don't look in there! That's the sex slave father keeps in our closet!
It was nice to see Jean again. Seems like her cough is gone.
A downward curved erect penis and uncircumcised. The worst looking penis on earth.
Dylan McDermott looks like Adam Levine's less douchey older brother who has his shit together and you secretly wish you were dating instead of Adam Levine.