They'd probably try to treat it with rhino horn or tiger penis or some similar bullshit.

The only tourist attraction I want to visit is Jamie Dornan's anaconda. Okay, I'm leaving now.

You're welcome: http://www.teenvogue.com/celebrity-styl…

I'm a twenty two year old woman and I love hair anywhere on the male body. Back hair, pit hair, ball hair, taint hair, toe hair, nose hair, lower half of the cock hair, head hair, ass hair, forearm hair, and all of the various earthy, complex aromas that can collect therein. Men with surplus hair, let it grow baby,…

Oh, I LOVE running my hands through my bf's arm and chest hair.

I love body hair. Back hair, ass hair, super thick arm and leg hair. Tummy hair kills me. Chest hair - yum. Only preference is I need it thick, not mangy. Send these dudes my way.

Bring it. I did my part marrying a hairy dude. Though I do shave his neck every week, otherwise it would look like the hair on his head just continued straight into this shirt....

Hilaria Baldwin needs to die. Slow. Painful. Death.

OMG OMG OMG...I'm making mashed potatoes tonight!!! In honor of ozz, along with havarti, I'll through in some extra slutty

This reeks of Tom Haverford's Entertainment 720 style lavishness.

Never forget.

"Is it me, or is Modern Woo in a state of crisis?"

First of all, Paris, Einstein was a Pisces. Secondly, geniuses don't believe in astrology. Super effort, though.

You are the greatest GIF troll of all time.

OMG I could not even keep my contacts on for a whole day. Ever! I might have had dry eye or something because they always felt dry even if I used drops to re-wet them. Then I tried hard contacts, oh hell no! Those were the worst so I just gave up and have been using glasses.

Oh my god. Why was he hiking in Death Valley in July? This stuff happens so often here and I just can't understand it. It is so so so fucking hot you guys. Unbelievably hot. And there is no shade to be found anywhere by 12:00. Unless you are out before sun up and hiking at elevation you should not be out hiking…

Oh Kardashian bitch.....Go fuck yourself. OH NOES NO ORGANIC FRUIT HOW DARES THEY! Cunt.

without James Deen without.