Fuck you.

There are some whiners, and outright haters, especially Mario himself.

Oh, lick my ass.

Mario, you’re so full of shit, and such an obvious Apple hater.

The title and much of the content of this piece sounds like a paper for eighth grade science class.

Sounds like the worst sort of like pretentious shit.

What a shit show.

I was interested until I saw the name of that black hole of talentlessness, Greta Gerwig.

A better title:

Not once, asshole.

Excuse me while we Californians roll our eyes at you “real people”, point, laugh, and then laugh some more.

It’s not “sycophant blowback” to call a douchebag out for typical bullshit envious behavior.

Proof that mediocrity wins through nostalgia.

That's not what I said, actually.

“That’s a man, baby!”

Assuming you can play the game on your PC to find them.

He should cast his soon-to-be ex as Joker - she's got the features for it.

Slater has been the kiss of death numerous times.

The Italian horror and giallo films were really just so amateurish and horrible that I can’t fathom the appeal when the were new, or the nostalgic fondness some have for them today, especially Fulci, Argento, Matteo, Bava, and the others named regularly.

You keep spewing those false equivalencies, and I’ll keep laughing in your ignorant face.