He owes his career to the fact that his mother is Mary Jo Slater, one of the top casting directors in Hollywood.

Just look at Slater’s track record.

Distaste in entertainment choices doesn't equate with lack of knowledge, dim-bulb.

Typically ugly Japanese crap.

Christian Slater is in this?

Wait... Falling Skies is still on?

More Jap crap.

You wearing a thread around your head?

Stupid people are never in short supply.

The last?

Probably the worst piece I've ever seen on Kotaku, and that's saying a lot.

Well, aren't you the precious little pinhead?

Nobody cares.

Fuck you.

Okay.

I’ve known many of you, and most were great people.

Slime mold exists. E. coli exists. The Holocaust exists. None of these things are blindly accepted.

Allison Mossart is the shit

Amateur shit doesn’t equate with ‘pretty cool’.

Fallon is the vanilla pudding fed to your grandmother in her retirement home, then shat out into porcelain bowls held by nurses underpaid and uncaring.