@란: these aren't kotaku's figures. they are from the Nintendo channel on your Wii. You can get these yourself.

@Ali-Kharazi: Good Fuckin luck...

@Pretty Sneaky Sis: zombie islandlevels up based on your progress in the main story. So if you haven't completed many story missions it will suck.

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Oh the money alwayswent past 9999999. just doesn't count past there. I probably have double or triple that. you can tell because you won't lose money when you buy stuff.

@WhiteSkyRising: I'll bet youve seen this before but worth posting when you sum up HL

@☆Y2Jason☆: Here's the link if you are interested... its kind of dense, but still pretty funny.

@☆Y2Jason☆: its Heyooooo and its an homage to this super detailed character that somebody created in the gearbox forums, his name is actually Steve (the Character). he was mention in the audio logs on Zombie island.

@jslizzle: When you take it off, you can either get rid of it normally or put on a different cape to drop it to zero.

@Communist Pope: I know... the same thing happened with me and the Hitman series. I played Blood Money, and wanted to go and replay the first two. Got about 20 minutes in and had to quit because of how much better Blood Money was.

@SuicidalEarthworm: except batman. and borderlands. and AC II

Elf bowling is the shit.

@Manly_McBeeferton: why would you even abbreviate that? lol

@Brotha Kyo: Henshin a Go Go Baby~: Whatever the Name of No More Heroes 2 was it is now officially Travis Touchdown Awesome Super Fun Picnic Wow 2: Electric Boogaloo

@hstgonzo001: Her carpet IS her drapes

@guise: The batarang from Arkham's collectors edition. Flies magically once off of its base :)

@xilefian: i have the orange box yo. don't hate ;)

@Koztah: HA! I did that in 2009.

@Octopain: Snap

@STiger: Tha is strictly for when you are out of games.

@lilaliendog: I never thought of that stuff. I guess I hardly ever use my mike in game so its not much of a draw for me, but these are the first real decent reasons i've ever seen for it.