Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

That and there is significantly more stimuli to which we’re subjected than in the past. I wasn’t diagnosed until adulthood and a large part of that was because of just how much more stimuli I encounter in daily life. [The other large part was being a girl/woman, of course.] 

I’m all man laughing alone with a poster of laughing women together

Pffffffffffft. We already spend billions of public dollars on infrastructure every year in the US. Those NFL & MLB stadiums don’t just grow on trees, ya know. And they’re vitally important, which is why we don’t get to vote on them, either.

Ya, lactose tolerance just means at least some of your ancestors herded cows and sheep and shit. Just imagine how impoverished your life must be that a tummy enzyme that lets you drink something for baby mammals is, in your mind, something you have going for you.

i used to work for planned parenthood a million years ago. to this day, when people i know well enough tell me they’re pregnant, i still ask, “and how do you feel about that?”

I have two small ones, not three like you, so perhaps things aren’t dire yet, but on average I’m pretty thrilled with the whole thing.

I don’t care if you have kids or don’t. Do whatever makes you happy. But when I got pregnant by accident and was thrilled about it, it was really shitty when people asked me if it was planned. No, it wasn’t because I’d struggled with infertility for years and had several miscarriages, and was terrified it would happen…

God, thank you!

In Roseanne Conner’s words, you were a surprise, not an accident. A surprise is something that you didn’t know you wanted.

Or, perhaps, it’s not a “trap”?

This probably is not the 100% right place to ask this, but it’s a baby post so: does anyone have any advice on how to comfort a friend who is going through fertility issues? She’s pretty far along with them and is actively looking to adopt (which I think is amazing!). But understandably she’s still having a rough…

George is exactly the same age my father was when I was born. He functioned just fine, and wasn’t even a super-rich megastar.

The title is “What’s going on in this Migos story” when it should be “Migos is homophobic as hell”

Clover why are you covering for the Migos? If any other celebrity said that shit we wouldn’t sit here and ponder the context. Stuff just as homophobic gets called out all the time, but now Jezebel suddenly wants to pull a Fox News and “their words were taken out of context?” Since when did yall write for Trump?

My IUD is good for three more years, but I’ll likely be fertile longer. Insurance won’t pay for a replacement while it’s still functional, so I’d asked my doctor if it was possible the IUD had slipped and needed to be replaced.

He said no, which I expected, but then tried to reassure me it was no big deal because they…

Here’s to hoping all of my American Jezzie friends have their IUD’s locked and loaded.

It is almost as if women are actual people, i’m shocked...

I would agree with you. Just like any language, text speak has its own particulars that convey different meanings. I enjoy using some of the new shortened words. In particular I like “probs” and “profesh”