Is that because you struggle not to centre a conversation around yourself?

Just between you and me, my elbow think it’s all a bit of a joke.

My dad did this. 17 year old me rolled my eyes but in his defence I never once left a drink alone! 30 year old me is glad my husband will be the kind of father to our daughter!

None of that is shady!

Why has no one mentioned that he’s not much of a fucking stalker if they can’t find him close by?

Agreed. I might forgo the 4" pumps though as they would prevent me from swanning to my fullest potential.

I’ve personally always enjoyed swanning about in tulle with my tits out.

You should come over and sit here next to me.

She looks like the porn version of a psych nurse.

Ahhh Dickens.

And only unborn children.

It’s not my insecurity. I’m not dyslexic. Nice try though! Your need to feel superior to others shows a complete lack of empathy for anyone who is not as capable as you.

Sadly the religious part of me instantly went “oh miracle! Bless!”

Or embarrassed that their dyslexia makes reading long word a really difficult and feeling hurt and angry when people casually behave likes others are idiots for not being able to easily use and remember scientific terms that mean little or nothing to lay people.

You know that Australian do actually eat kangaroo? Because roo burgers on the barby.... yummo!

So much this! I have a cute rose gold week to a spread planner this year! It matches my wallet!! It’s also tiny because I am only working two days a week this year and spending the rest of the time at home. It’s such a relief because I had an A5 binder until now due to work/study/mum stuff and OMG so heavy!

My heart breaks for her! A close friend of mine got sent to one of thos homes when she was 17 and hadn’t her baby taken (in the early 70's). My mother was “lucky” that her parents “let” her keep my big brother!

Same! She made good by not doing the same thing with me. She taught me the truth and the correct words and didn’t make me feel ashamed when o started doing that stuff myself! She put me on BC and was super supportive.

The pregnancy test that I bought from my local chemist that turned out positive!

My mum grew up in rural Tasmania (ie one of the mostly isolated places in Australia) and she had no idea either :( She told me it was the second most scary thing to happen to her. The first “most scary” was getting pregnant at 16 because she didn’t realise that sex made babies. She just did it because her boyfriend…