Don’t make it a prequel - problem solved, you can cast Charlize Theron again. How many good prequels are there anyway?

“Charlie Kaufman disappears up his own ass” is literally every ridiculously overrated Charlie Kaufman movie. 

As someone who has liked all of Kaufman's film's, this sounds dreadful. Reading critics can't be fun when you're a filmmaker, but it's not like critics have it out for Charlie Kaufman. He's probably more well liked by critics than the general public.

Hiya, you do not have to do 3 playthroughs if you get a friend to drop you the items that require multiple playthroughs. Since someone dropped me 2 copies of each boss soul (and 3 copies of the Sif soul), I was able to do everything in a single playthrough. And yes, I know the game like the back of my hand, having…

Exactly. 

“Yes, Mr./Mrs. Prosecutor, we will be taking the plea deal. We will not be giving anything in return however.”

a friend of hers expects her to take a plea deal and to keep her mouth shut about Andrew

I heard an interview with his former bassist, and the picture that was painted of him as a creator was not awesome. Tormented genius reputation was replaced by selfish obsessed dickhead that wasted people’s time, not to mention the allegations made about him.

Typical Joan punch down. 

Go fuck yourself, Ryan Adams. This public apology is 100% an attempt at career redemption and has nothing to do with making amends with the women he has abused. 

Let’s be honest, a lot of Jada’s fame is because she’s married to Will. No shade to her acting abilities, but like you said, she’s not exactly working a lot these days. 

Jennifer Aniston is more famous than Jada Pinkett Smith. 

She’s also Lea Michele level famous. She’s made 1 movie since 2017, and it was Angel Has Fallen (sad trombone sound).

Please believe me when I say I am not a James Kennedy stan, but unless I’m missing some gossip about him partying I think it’s pretty gross to say he “claims” to be one year sober. He’s a shitty person, but even shitty people deserve support in their sobriety. 

Jeanine’s phone is sitting on the table and is displaying a picture of Chrissy Teigen topless, covering her boobs with her arms.

not wanting to vote for someone who fingered someone non-consensually is not edgy. do you want to go to spring fling with me or not?

So will the next one be called Resident Evil CERVIX?

Spoiler alert: The titular Village is actually the East Village, NEW YORK IS A CHARACTER BAYBEEEEE

Looks like he scrubbed the boast about a young person’s suicide from his bio. Oops.

And passenger.