What you wrote here is so fucking accurate to my experience with Kotaku and the Gawker sister sites. I have been coming here since I was a senior in HS and I am past 30 at this point. Luke was always one of my favorite writers, and seeing that staff photo is so sad. Even just from 2015, so much has changed on Kotaku…

A pathetic one is a great username for you. I am on my PS5 practically daily, it’s not the PS5s fault you don’t have anything to play on it. 

Pikachu in the games (and show) have, for over a decade, had multiple hats LOL 

I live in a town with over 3 subways, two are within a half mile of one another. Not a single other major sandwich chain option. Had a which which that lasted about 3 years, then went out of business. 

It’s just because it HAD to be solid gold I am guessing LMFAO

Right? Like I am a huge fan of gold/metallic gold case mods but this one looks so effing THICK. It’s like a bad Chinese knock-off made with bulky plastic coated in paint that would chip off after a week’s worth of use.

They do a “new” terra mon that hasn’t been in the base game every few weeks/once a month. I think 3 so far? Cinderace, Charizard and Greninja, all popular starters form the last games. The “terra” mechanic I mentioned is like the games raids, which are always you and 3 bots or you and 3 players. They did a delibird…

Both of your points are what I came to say, it’s definitely extra work to not use mirror herb technique now! And clodsire is much higher attack than SPA so 100% earthquake is the way to go

They talk about that being the only way to get Clodsire to learn recover, that is breeding which you can still do, but is kinda rendered moot cuz you can just use the mirror herb technique now with the clodsire you already have. It’s how I got belly drum iron hands LOL

I can see it

Great suggestion but kinda in the middle of a bunch of plot threads, IMO

The seasonal activity is “free” if you have bought it on one system, I bought it on PC so I can use it on Stadia and PS5 though I have no DLC on those platforms.

If you have a solid enough internet connection and access to a laptop, play it on Stadia as it is free. It’s not ideal, but I did it at work today to avoid spoilers LOL

You literally don’t have to do any of this. Just playing normally (catching pokemon I wanted, leveling up my team, doing a few side quests and Pokedex entries) and you progress fine. I imagine the entire game is sub 20-25 hours if you just do the main stuff, which is very normal for a Pokemon game. 

But on the vast majority of these, it’s nothing but some better frames on the PS5 version, which should be included by default anyway by playing the PS4 version on the PS5 (which most of the time it is, but that just shows there is no point in getting the PS5 version since developers, for the most part, change nothing…

You shouldn’t judge it on that, it’s honestly more about gameplay and storytelling. It’s meant to evoke pop-up children’s books, and it’s a very small team from what I know so I can forgive cutting corners in the graphical/style department. 

You forgot Amazon Alexa as well! /s

The n64 is notorious for drift! I have old ones that wobble to this day LOL even though the innards are not as analog now, it’s the same problem, different era

‘Lo and behold, they didn’t even show off gameplay of Starfield LOL it was as expected, a small teaser for Starfield (not expected to be out of Alpha before this fall) and no ESVI news :’(

I just don’t see us getting any ES6 news. Todd has said multiple times we will get Starfall first, so if anything it would be that. I would love to be wrong, but this post seems to know nothing about the situation, it seems you just assume because it’s been three years we are going to get ES6 news LOL