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I must’ve read it as slang. Like “You gets youse dickz sucks?

The average width of the mouth is around 1.5 inches, so if you multiply that by 6 girls, the man would need at least 9 inches of surface area for his penis. Seeing as the average face length is around 6-7 inches, he would require at least a 12-14 inch erection (from the base) for each woman to comfortably fellate an

Yeah the pope is a socialist tho. He’s publicly praised socialism and had chastised capitalism as coming dangerously close to worship of a false idol. Not like American Catholics care. You can see interviews where they ask conservative politicians what their opinion of the pope’s statements are and it’s essentially a

Can’t wait for tweets about “illegal immigrant judges paid by Soros”.

“Native Americans (who’ve lived here for 1000s of years) threaten the environment unlike oil pipelines or pilgrims.”

Republicans will filibuster the book so I doubt we’ll ever see it anyways.

I wonder what would happen now if everyone had guns like during Cliven Bundy’s “I want to illegally graze my cattle!” protest?

Because Qaddafi was bananas

Has she had plastic surgery to appear perpetually airbrushed?

The only people showing up at the actual correspondent’s dinner will be Steve Bannon, James O’Keefe (wearing a pimp costume to blend in with the “liberal media”), and a single Russia Today correspondent that eerily bares a striking resemblance to Vladimir Putin with a mustache.

I remember hearing the same thing from the last time Hillary Clinton lost an election. America would never vote for a black guy with a weird foreign sounding name.

No but it weirds me out. Sometimes she comes off as a completely different person. Like she’s a robot that they switch out every time she says something leftist.

Megyn is an enigma. For every “Santa just is white”, she throws in a “It appears ”We’ve got Trump speaking to our own Sean Hannity. We’ll see whether he speaks to the journalists in this room after that interview.”

Just because your grandpa died doesn’t mean the 20th century never happened.

Psss....

Leave your selfiephone at home when you protest. I have half a mind to bring a homemade signal jammer and EMP emitter to the next one. We can’t organize because we’re distracted from our rage by a tiny little box every 3 seconds.

Sam said a lot of the things I’ve been thinking and telling people (here especially). Kellyanne is admirable. Not morally, mind you, but still admirable. I hope to someday become half the sociopath that she is. The type of sociopath that the almighty god of capitalism wants us to be.

Wait until the White House turns into continuous Jeffery Epstein party for the next four years.