I would seriously, seriously recommend going into a lingerie shop and getting them to fit you - those ladies are professionals who know their business. My mother and I (we both used to work in lingerie) took my aunt to one before she got married last year, and they fit her properly in a 34-D even though she had been…
I would seriously, seriously recommend going into a lingerie shop and getting them to fit you - those ladies are…
::Ring ring::
Yeah, I mean, i’m a Christian, but I don’t see why churches get to be tax exempt. If they are providing a charity service, which is registered, approved, and independently confirmed to be fulfilling a service like any charity, religious or secular, fine, tax exempt status has a a reason for being there. Prove you…
It’s from the sermon on the mount, the specific instructions re:public/private prayer is in Matthew 6:5-8. There are other parts of the bible that reiterate this, and Jesus never publicly prays (he’ll give blessings and thanks, as well as preach to his followers, but not actual prayers. He is frequently described as…
they can only dream of being rubbed all over a body
truly they are the congealed grease loaf of the internet
I remember seeing an ad in the paper for a bunch of tests you could have done privately, for like $800. I think it included a pet scan, which is like a cancer screening. My mom had just died, and I was like, Dad, I want you to go get these tests right now, and he was like, no baby, I got good doctors and good…
It is hard when you have to go to the store and find all of that crap when I can just walk over to the deli section and pick up a container of pre-made hummus. Yes, I’m lazy.
See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.
I guess this would be called posthummus.
Why is it "so sensitive" to cry when a stranger who may or may not have power over your job goes on a massive and unprovoked personal attack? I rather think we should laud the restraint shown by so many of the servers...
I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.
"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."
Only a deranged asshole would order bacon extra limp, then offer said gelatinous fatty tissue to a terrified waitress as a peace offering. Crispy or nothing, limp dick psycho Santa.
Princess Harry
That's blackface.
It's about ethics in cake decorating.
Let's be complete here. The bakery *was* going to make an appropriate cake for the message. However, when it became clear that the employees just couldn't shit enough, even after a whole box of Ex-Lax, they just didn't have enough appropriate ingredients on hand to make a suitable cake.
Yeah, I used to eat spoonfuls of brown sugar because there wasn't anything else sweet in the house.
Dying at your story. Poor thing. It reminded me of this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/h…
