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An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.

I have no problem with the gender, I'll judge the movie on its merits if it comes out. I'm cautious about Wiig and McCarthy simply because I see too much of them already and I'm kind of tired of seeing the same casting over and over in comedies and "quirky" indies.

I don't want to see them play the same thing they

Disappointing as hell cast list, if true. I'm not opposed to the idea of a Ghostbusters remake with an all-female cast. But I am definitely opposed to the idea of a Ghostbusters remake with an all-female cast starring Wiig and McCarthy.

I need you to know that BCO makes me look forward to Mondays. Not just NOT DREAD Mondays, but actually LOOK FORWARD to them. I don't tell people this. When I walk around on Mondays humming, smiling, with a spring in my step, I'd prefer they just think I'm batshit crazy, because that way they'll leave me alone to

I think you're conveniently forgetting that in this country, laws enforced with violence are reserved for the person earning minimum wage, not the person paying that wage.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

Same. Or I start singing "Stroke it real good!" to the tune of Salt N Pepa's Push It.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

I thought porn gifs were banned here??

I really understand that a lot of shit goes on in a restaurant, but I draw the line when the shit actually goes on the restaurant.

if you cry when you lose, you're a sore loser. if you cry because you lose to girls, you're a sexist sore loser, and learning a lesson like this will only help you grow as a person.

ughhh taylor and harry being near each other is so stressful for me

*puts Necronomicon down* You can't prove ANYTHING!

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

Actually I am celiac and I have been to restaurants where they don't get the whole cross contamination thing. So if you are explaining it and it doesn't look like they are getting it, sometimes going 'i have a severe allergy' kicks them into high gear and my immune system won't destroy my intestines.

Celiac isn't a gluten allergy, though, and there are non-Celiacs who are allergic to gluten. There aren't a lot of them, and most people claiming to be allergic to gluten these days are completely full of shit, but they do exist. A better test is to see if someone understands that "gluten" and "wheat" are not

My friend, who is legit Celiac, loves the "gluten-free" idiots. Why? It is because of them that the stores are now stocked with gluten-free aisles, and restaurants are now making special gluten-free dishes.

After spending a four-hour flight next to a Coca-Cola executive trying to brush up against my boobs every time he moved, I'm ok with this.