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That one felt a lot like a Conan O’Brien sketch to me, which is a good thing.

Che breaking Jost was hilarious.

the cocaine sketch felt like such a black lady sketch show bit. i loved it.

That’s pretty much why I stopped visiting regularly.

Yeah as much as I’m enjoying her defense (she had to go to the spaaaaaa!), I’m seeing two possibilities here:

I find myself wishing that the jury could find on behalf of the court system and the public, and hold both parties financially responsible.

I briefly thought Logan was deliberately driving up the price to get his kids into an expensive trap. But I think it’s even sweeter that they all sort of pointlessly played each other. 

How is it that Tom or no one else (but Greg, apparently) knows how to talk to Logan yet, this far into the series? He always wants competition, someone to try to get on his level, he hates mealy-mouthed bullshit because he gets it all the time. The “where are your kids, Uncle Logan” was probably the most real sentence

Or if you want to stick with the same network, he’s Succession’s version of Jonah on Veep.

The Tuscany episode last season where she was in that blue dress and sunhat? I lost my damn mind. That was peak gorgeousness.

How about you shut up? Like, if you don’t find her that attractive, I guess that’s down to personal taste, but saying someone looks like a potato is just shitty and mean.

She’s been very open about being pressured to lose weight. Please don’t be that kind of guy.

A very sexy potato

Greg’s dopey but has clearly discovered the value of ruthlessness, which seems to have been Logan’s primary success driver as well.

loved how greg is such a coward he cant even ask his own girlfriend he shouldn’t have invited to the party to leave, even while referring to what the guy is gonna do as ‘guantanamo’

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to realize that Greg is an awful version of Kenneth from 30 Rock, dopey and naive and somehow still getting to take over in the end. (This comment brought to you by the notes about how Greg is going to kill them all, reminding me of Jack’s line, “Someday we’ll all either be

Nan Pierce giving off real estate broker vibes.

I really enjoyed Shiv saying they could hear Kerry better without Logan’s cock in her mouth, Kerry claiming she couldn’t hear it, and then Roman repeating it matter-of-factly. His willingness to just stir shit for no particular reason is, oddly, one of his better qualities.

In the first episode of Lucky Hank there’s a scene where he’s running down the street to catch up to another character who’s jogging, and I’m not gonna lie, I was worried. “Who the hell wrote this scene? Be careful with Bob!”

What?! No mention of Avery Brooks as Paris in “The Big Hit”?! For shame!