Let me take my vitamin and join the game.

“Spies, oligarchs, men with eyepatches—that’s the world of Cheeto auction antiquity.”

Dennis Rodman wants in on the action.

I nominate:

Woolworths, Woolco, Osco, Venture, Wieboldts, Montgomery Ward. Wow!

They tricked Gohmert into going with bars and punch.

Like the white Eddie Murphy skit on SNL. 

This show hit home for me due to traumas in my past. 

2 hours of him non-stop warbling?!?! Who would pay for that?

Agreed. Fuck Dan Baileys. Also, huzzah for Dan Bailey.

That was the most brutal part, but the surprises kept coming.

My wife and I are both Latino and our two grandkids are blonde haired and blue eyed. I notice the stares of people in my little suburb.

...while strokin’ your shotgun....

Watch it soon, or they’ll dock ya!

“Time for go to bed.”