I know it’s dark, but I enjoy getting scared: Candyman.

I hear you. I just turned 50.

I liked Diesel in Boiler Room and especially Find Me Guilty. Needs more of that.

So the other cops just watched Moreno fuck with Price, knowing full well he was a bystander? Fuck them all.

He had a gan can in the back seat.

I figured Mayor Goode was pulling the strings and Sheriff Goode was going to have to bring him down.

Just a bad apple, that’s all.

She has hobbit feet.

I do love her doll.

Perhaps Bloody Mary will show up in real form instead of e-mail?

I’m a fan!

Yup, mandatory road-trip food consists of Slim-Jims, IBC Rootbeer, Combos, and pretzels. 

“How dumb are you Uncle Dad?”

Another reason to not spend my tourist dollars there. Petty of me, but fuck it.

“Why did it bite me? Why am I dead? This is so unfair!”

Beware ulterior motives...

Stop, please stop. I’m already dead.