“Oweeeeeeeeeeeen, food!”

That look is courtesy of cheap whiskey, cheaper beer, fast food, menthol cigs, and a combo of meth and oxy. Yet she feels she’s better than anyone else.

Growing up in the late 70's, half the fun of baseball was the hair.

Sheriff Roscoe here is probably pissed that they didn’t invite him to their conspiracy party meetings. He would have brought jerky.

Choose your own Adventure. Love those!

I thoroughly enjoyed that cackling assholes face being broke by Tic’s bat.

Drunk History did Cleopatra and her sister Arsinoe perfectly.

And a hot plate!

I ain’t seen 1963's The Haunting though I heard great things. Is it worth it?

I would expect him to have a “Fargo-type” fate like he runs away, gets a new life, lives happy, and then an AC falls on him.

He’ll be a special guest-forever at Ammon Bundy’s compound.

He’ll need a distraction for sure when it happens!

Hope he stays low until after the election.

No comment.

He’s trying to be buddy-buddy with the police.

Probably makes Pence blow his nose.

Evangelicals will ignore that little fact, just as they ignore certain bible verses and two-faced politicians they support. Nothing new.

My personal fave: