My blind chihuahua just went out and pooped in the freezing rain ... He is braver and smarter than Trump.

[Insert Name Here] explains why Trump is wrong... You can literally place anyone’s name in here... even a babbling child and it would be the truth

“It’s highly unlikely that this population sailed from Australia or Indonesia to South America.”

Where’s all the shitty country musicians with this one? Isn’t Toby Keith conservative?

He may be a republican, just maybe not a tone-deaf, homophobic, racist, chauvinistic piece of crap!

Perpetual victimhood is the whine of white conservatives everywhere.

This reminds me recently of a Seth Rogen appearance on Stephen Colbert - he said Paul Ryan’s kids came up and asked him for a photo and he said no. And he was like, “I felt kinda bad, but at the same time they should know that if they like a movie or a song, the person who made that probably doesn’t like their dad…

Because it’s in Los Angeles.

Agreed but calling the writer an asshole is a bit over the top and unnecessary...it’s ok to criticize her writing but there’s no need to inflame things with a personal insult.

Assault and battery.

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

This phone was ugly before it was beat up, so I’m good there.

LOL, get a load of this guy.

Aimee seems to think that writing for a lifestyle blog gives her the right to puff out any opinion piece she wants and present it as authoritatively as medical advice.

Aimee, with all due respect, why is this a Lifehacker post? Isn’t this content more suitable for Jezebel? Thanks

USB-C headphones?

The best camers, screen, software optimization in the phone game. This thing is getting rave reviews everywhere I look, even from the android haters. Im pretty much sold. Too bad I have to wait until february when Im back in the States as Google seems to not care much about selling their stuff in Poland.

Have you actually handled one in real life, or are you just trolling? I sincerely ask, because I did at my local BB store, and to my amazement the notch was not the first thing I noticed, it was the entirety of the phone that blew me away in it’s beauty. The display actually balances out the notch, that it’s actually…