Would've been funnier if she tweeted that at loverance

I'd totally watch a movie with such a premise.

I'm actually surprised he made it to 2017 WITHOUT using a racial slur.

Well, it ain't treason if they do it for their kind.

Mmmmm… doritos?

I lost about 15 kg during a summer in which I was working night shifts at a hotel and when people asked "How I had done it" I couldn't tell them that it was all because I was paranoid that I might fall asleep during my job and thus all I did was drink coffee. Isn't work just wonderful?

Dunno about that. "Poors eating poors" definitely SOUNDS gay, and thus, anti-american.

Yup. They did, however, change it from DUCKTALES (woo-hoo) to a mere DUCKS (woo-hoo)

Same here. Only IN SPANISH

Mi ritmo? Truth is, it's bueno pa' gozar.

Pokemon, Fire Emblems, Dragon Quest(s), Super Mario 3D Land, Bravely Default… And a metric fuckton of others. All but a decent Metroid :_