Can we already demand a cross over with Marvel’s Netflix shows just so we can see this? PLEASE?!

“Cannot run out time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is wrong tool!

“I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. *waves* Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?”

which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

I always thought the dinosaur also played the part of the gas that fueled Lightning McQueen.

I am somewhat surprised that Assassin’s Fate by Robin Hobb (due in March, last I checked) or Thorn of Emberlain by Scott Lynch (April) aren’t on that list?

I much prefer this one; it’s fun at least:

I was thinking a sea of flowing caramel.

The last one is Ofelia in Pan’s Labyrinth.

So money on the twist being that this is all a psych experiment and the ‘monster’ grabbing him is the experiment team taking him out after he snaps.

With respect, I disagree. I actually thought Act 1 showed off both the character and the setting in a way that convincingly built the world. The problem isn’t that Act 1 was too focus-grouped. It was that you were expecting a Disney movie to be focused on the Shadow Question (“What do you want?”), when it was instead…

Darmok and Jalad looking dope.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

I hope theyou find a way to add Jay Garrick and Jesse Quick to the team.

No! GIMME ALL DEM BULGES

“sex, coming into yourself”

Already that Brad and Angelina joke is dated. Unless the EED saves their marriage.

I would love for Apollo and Midnighter to be members just so they can be a sexy weird foil for Batman and Superman.

The finale of Blackadder has to be one of the ultimate gut-punches in comedy history: