I’m fully on board for the tacopocalypse. Bring it on.

I welcome our taco overlords...but there better be some legit tacos al pastor. Like real deal stuff, see below-

“Donald Trump gravely intoned on television last night that if Hillary Clinton wins the upcoming election, there will be “taco trucks on every corner.”

Ah yes, those scientists and their corrupt intentions. If only those obscenely rich scientists could be more honest and humanitarian, like the global energy companies.

They are a North Dakotan, fracking is huge up there, just to give you an idea of the people that live there lol.

At 10:45pm irieite came in with this zinger

Well for starters, you’re wrong:

Oh, my, you’re right. Why didn’t any climate scientists think of that, I wonder?

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

Agreed. When I think of racial injustice and serious commentary on the state of the nation, the first thing that comes to mind is: But what do the hot 20-something year old blondes who more than likely got everything in life handed to them think?

The Blaze is the “media network” that Glenn Beck started when Fox shitcanned him. Essentially this woman works for Glenn Beck.

FUN FACT: Jeff Gordon first got his start in NASCAR after a Groundlings sketch that got way out of hand

“You guys are heroes”

I hope they get a bead on these tire thieves.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

Top Gear’s Chris Harris Finds The Dodge Viper ACR a Rusted-Out Yugo with a 2-stroke chainsaw engine, and a radio that receives only Mongolian Folk Songs More Appealing Than Donald Trump Naked In A Corvette

I can do a lot of illegal things with a car, but none of them are the dealers concern. Not to mention it should not be illegal to sell your vehicle for export in the first place, especially since the whole deal here seems to be protectionism of MB’s profits. If someone is willing to pay big bucks for a MB but cannot…

Can you imagine the apoplectic, frothing rage if the headline were reversed?

the universal answer to all land disputes:

Obligatory.