This makes me miss the awesome hill climb semi trucks and Raid trucks that they had in the first DiRT. Those were a lot of fun to drive (though I do still own it so I suppose I could go drive them again!).

Sad to say I can confirm this fact. It’s our little piece of Texas, just up the road from our slice of Kentucky that is Santee.

When the credits rolled, because then I knew I didn't have to watch any more of this disaster of a show.

I went once to Cuba and had a wonderful time, it’s truly a lovely place with it’s ups and downs. I learnt two things there: the embargo is nothing short of criminal and their mechanics are FUCKING GENIUSES.

I was walking with my mom around El Malecon and we saw a guy wrenching on his “Almendron” (their nickname for…

Must be nice to be able to afford to crush a car. Even one as questionable as a Journey.

Homemade clown car?

“MA! I’m off to clown school!”
“Honey, your dad has a present for you in the garage!”

In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?

Henceforth, leaving cars and coffee events in such a demure fashion will be referred to as doing a “DeMuro”.

No guilt trip for cheering you on for crushing that PT piece of crap. That car had it coming long before it came into your possession.

Taking advantage of somone who is poor or uninformed is not something we (as a society) should reward. But we do.

What’s frustrates me when I read a story like this is knowing that pretty much anyone reading Jalopnik likely already has the knowledge and resources to identify a scam like this. It’s the vulnerable consumer like Mrs. Morales who will fall prey to this kind of bullshittery, but will likely never read a site like…

Also, don’t keep spare batteries in your pocket with keys, coins, or anything metal, it will short the battery

Please. If he could shape-shift, that would mean that he’s chosen to look like he does.

“Only the best heat lamps and the best terrarium, with a big plastic rock between me and the Mexican lizard.”

Makes no difference if it was Skrillex, Kanye, or Lynyrd Skynyrd, it’s always a shitshow in the infield & Snake Pit.

What was the temp that night? We’re they the only two in the camper? If it was chilly enough to want heat and they were, carbon monoxide poisoning wouldn’t be surprising.

The refining of gasoline from crude oil consumes more electricity per mile than driving a pure EV.

Well, you’d think that, except that:

This is so far from the truth that I’m gonna sit back here in Leftist Disneyworld (San Francisco) get myself a leftist cocktail (free trade organic Tofutini with an eggwhite and Bernie Sanders campaign flyer emulsion), and guffaw heartily at you from the left wing of my left-wing city’s left-wingiest Co-op for…

That’s pretty dangerous. He should have gone through that crowd a lot slower.