You have a real 1 step forward, 3 steps back approach to Kinja.

Forgive him for assuming a stupid comment was representative of your entire essence.

Cowlishaw is a miserable prick. He once headed a panel at the Dallas Morning News’ High School Newspaper awards ceremony, and when asked for advice on how to pursue journalism in college, said “Study anything else. It’s not a good profession.” with a completely straight face.

You guys, I’m starting to think Doug Gottlieb might be an idiot.

A system where you’re more afraid of losing receipts than missing class is definitely designed to keep the student in student-athlete.

“I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special, and they do all these commercials until they just get tattooed.”

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Trust us, it didn’t.

Do you want the answer you already have in your head repeated back to you, or do you want to start a long-winded argument with an anonymous internet commenter?

Right now he’s the guy without a team, so this is his leverage. It’s possible that if he were to get a team, new terms might be, ahem, “found” that may or may not be guarantees from certain parties to certain other parties.

“We think it will be dilutive to the product in the short term.”

Don’t even own a bike, man.

I like that your response to something that doesn’t really take any extra time or money or resources is to yell and be sarcastic. It’s super productive.

Remember “binders full of women”? That was a thing (it has its own Wikipedia page) and I’m not sure it would even merit a second mention were it to happen in this election cycle.

Are we allowed to do Anchorman quotes again yet? Because I feel like there’s one that applies to this.

You don’t need to do this if you already have all of Evan Stone’s videos on your hard drive.

You seem to understand his point, but you’re yelling at him for something else entirely. This Kinja is...fine. It’s just fine.

Nothing gay with that, so it’s not really a problem for good ole boys.

Was hearing Drew not punishment enough? WE’LL CHANGE JUST TELL US WHAT YOU WANT.

So write it already.