So don’t give him the Super Bowl MVP then.

“...if you take out just LA county she loses 1.7 million votes, half her margin. If you took out in NYC counties of - Queens, Brooklyn and Manhattan - she loses the popular vote.”

“The liberal party received more votes in 10% of the counties, which is not the majority.”

It’s only funny if you eat your baby after.

Can you make a list of all the things Katie Nolan is allowed to criticize?

Well considering that artisan toast is a fucking thing in my random Dallas neighborhood, we’re pretty much there.

Yeah, that’s what he’s saying: it’s really easy to go see the Eagles because nobody wants to. There are a lot of tickets available.

This is your twitter, only without character limits.

“Musical skills benefit students’ IQ, logic, math, language, and spatial-temporal skills.”

So is The Worst Tweets of 2016 set in stone, or can we add Mr. Penis for a Head and his known Twitter commodity buddy to the list?

You’ve really cracked the case open.

Tracking your target probably takes less time than driving to the grocery store out there.

As a lefty, I’ve always considered using video game controllers a learned behavior and never had a problem with them. Any left-handed players out there that thought the way controllers are traditionally set up is a disadvantage for us?

Maybe she’s from Australia.

He should’ve caught more balls for more yards and touchdowns.

You should brew up a joke detector, bro!

From the scoring to the records and seeding, this is upsetting.

I’m not sure this is better than fake news.

Tom Coughlin won 2 Super Bowls, and Dan Reeves has 9 conference championships, which is 8 more than Fisher.

They ought to start selling masks.