If you’re talking about cargo pockets positively, you’re going to think everything is hipster.

If you’re talking about cargo pockets positively, you’re going to think everything is hipster.

Well, yeah they don’t have a liner, but since they don’t, they don’t smell like ass after every workout. I usually get three or four runs/lifts/yogas(?) out of them before I wash them.

Well, yeah they don’t have a liner, but since they don’t, they don’t smell like ass after every workout. I usually…

We learned that BMI was a bullshit metric in our high school health & fitness class. How are actual scientists peddling this shit with straight faces?

Was you asking the same question three times a meta-statement?

“We sorry for the insecurity...which we’re definitely not showing now by taking back everything we’ve said.”

Are we sure that the guy who’s been reading Deadspin since 2008 and had to quit over this isn’t Will Leitch?

I can’t wait for your 40th birthday party

The Jays aren’t mad, they think this whole thing is funny. Sounds like you’re the one who’s mad, bro, lol.

New York has been eliminated from the wild card. That’s not on the fringe.

I understand it, dingus. I just reject it because I know what “too” means.

Well, my argument against yours was that this: “You can’t whine incessantly that the NCAA is too powerful and then celebrate it being too powerful because you agree with the use of its power.” doesn’t make any sense. And I’m still right about that. But sorry, this is about youuuuu, so I’ll hang up and listen to your…

Everyone please open your lunch box, remove the cookie and give it to dayindayout112. He clearly needs them all.

Someone should tell him that! https://www.nd.edu/about/leadership/council/john-jenkins/

“You can’t whine incessantly that the NCAA is too powerful and then celebrate it being too powerful because you agree with the use of its power.”

“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating.” You weren’t an English major at Michigan were you?

The world needs HR directors, no wait sorry it doesn’t.

You know, I’m starting to think it’s the Blue Jays and not all the other teams.

I just took it as Noel being diplomatic to teammates. He’s not mad at them over the logjam, so he’s not going to say he deserves it over the other two, especially because it appears they’re going to be teammates for at least the start of the season.

Look, it’s a religious university, they only have to justify their decisions to God, and God loves football.

According to Baylor Twitter, these responses are “the media’s fault.”