Every time I’ve bought a new car, it came with a full tank of gasoline. Do they not fully charge cybertrucks as part of delivery?  The guy’s first drive was to a charging station 35 miles away...

Tesla “above and beyond”

Seriously!

Because he’s a cultist.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

hilarious - they gave his brand brand brand new car a quick wash and vacuum. You sure don’t get that at legacy automakers.

He mentioned it hadn’t been cleaned when he picked it up originally. So they just did what they should’ve done originally.

“I’m very pleased.”

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

That’s not a car, that’s a meme stock pushing tool.

Everyone know if you want an American sedan you buy a Camry. 

I love that Tesla has so many IT problems that an “account deactivated” message doesn’t even warrant a second thought. This is the company that Musk claims is more about software than it is about building cars.

Good technique. Nice bow wave, kept moving. 10/10. Probably did less damage than taking a CyberTurd through a car wash.

Ohmigod...what a difference sanely-sized kidney grille openings make.

Again: This doesn’t explain the wholesale voiding of warranty, nor the water ingress they now don’t cover.

Seems like a delicate snowflake of a truck!

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?