Nah, it will just be called “TrumpGulf”

Gulf of America:  Fuck you, I’m eating.

I notice there have been a lot more school shootings in the Gulf since the name change.

*Liberty cabbage.

You do realize that’s nothing new, right?  During WWI, Americans started calling sauerkraut “freedom cabbage”

they are whatever moneyed interest wants them to be. cowards. 

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

Funny how people used to think Silicon Valley and Big Tech were liberal.

Bunch of beta babies, or something of the sort.

Apple made the change too

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

We live in the dumbest timeline

Eh, I can retrofit it into any car for $69 plus cost of materials

That explains why my wife is happy just sitting in the garage at night....

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