Just because you don’t care for her manner, that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have anything useful to say

Netflix’s video library: Reminding people why piracy is still a thing.

That kid is the luckiest bastard on the face of the Earth.

I’m pretty sure SNL is the wrong outlet for him, but man does he have charisma. I really think he lights up the screen whenever he’s on. Maybe the Jimmy Fallon path would be better for him. Not saying a major network talk show, but there’s gotta be something he could do with that megawatt smile and easygoing persona.

I feel like Patton Oswalt has compromising pictures of everyone at the AVClub. If he takes a shit, you guys talk about how brilliant it is.

Replace the kid with Michelle Visage and the show would be gold!

My dad was our cross-country and track coach, and he always admonished runners to treat drivers like blind drunks.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

But the original show was not good.

I dont know whats up with the Steelers—-but you cant be losing this late in the game to the putrid Bears and expect to do anything in the playoffs.

He’s a decoy spy sent in to distract the villain from the actual, real spies. He also keeps their femme fatales busy by drunkenly lurching around Monaco shouting his name and occupation at anyone who’ll listen, especially ladies, who he is incapable of reading in any way, shape or form. Through a series of…

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

“2 guys died, seems like a good opportunity to brag about the records we set.”

It’s an onion, there’s multiple layers and they all stink for those directly involved. I’d put money on kate774 not even having an active kinja account at this point.

Hey not landing a joke is still better than waiting 5 years to make the joke, like I did.

You’re crazy. Tesla should’ve given them the full capability of the car they paid for in the first place. This “PR” only works on people like you, who are already admirers of the cult.

Faerie Tale Theater was everything to me when I was a kid.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.