Should have gone to Samantha Bee in the first place after Stewart left. But Clinton was supposed to win, and that would have been too much woman for TV folks, so they got Trevor Noah, who would have coasted on “Isn’t that White Lady just Crazy?” jokes, but then Things Got Really Serious and Noah was never up to that…

You people who eat anything just astonish me.

Well, you don’t know what you’re talking about, and that was the salient point.

And how would the fifth spin off of a show that comes from a comic book do that?

Jesus Christ that is so funny

Wow, just gonna ignore that whole “she defamed the shit out of Depp repeatedly” aspect of things, eh.

Or they could spend some money and hire decent writers to make the Inhumans an Actual Thing.

So you’re unemployable and looking to blame. Got it.

Oh boo hoo you talentless ass

Uh huh. Sure, all of this happened.

Things definitely seem like they’re going well for you.

This person is a serious drug addict, who is systematically removing ANY barrier between her and her drugs, as addicts do. Everyone who has suggested this has been ridiculed, and now we’ll all watch the inevitable outcome.

Her husband just died. Like days ago.

Orrrrrr he got it in his head that he could get more money if he claimed he “didn’t remember” signing a contract.

Let’s see, Cavill is pissed because they lied to him, Miller is pissed because they lied to them, Affleck is pissed because they lied to him, and Lee is pissed because they lied to him....and now Gadot. But remember, Gunn is the DC savior, ask anyone.

Because we usually don’t put people’s existence up for referendum, so you saying you don’t “agree” with me means you don’t want me to exist. So there is literally no “common ground” we could come to on that topic, as I intend to, you know, keep existing. And you’re ever so pressed about that, and think I should spend…

Indy is saved from the blast by the fridge, but then suffocates to death, and the rest of the movie, and the one following, are his hypoxic hallucinations as he claws desperately for help that is never coming.

You sound like you have many issues beyond ants.

I was never going to watch it with Costner, so yeah, I can see this being a good thing.

Trust me, your sons are counting the days until they get to leave that joyless home.