Yeah, I agree with all of that.

Hand it over to Tina Fey, apparently.

For giving overbaked nerd theories that were lame ten years ago? Everything Patton says sounds like he just discovered the Internet YESTERDAY. Seriously, without that loud, scratching delivery you’d be able to hear that he doesn’t know a single thing about a single thing.

Why is Pete Davidson on this show?

This seems like something from 1985.

Nice little warning to all the register jockeys thinking this is their time to shine. You don’t enforce policy. Your job is to push buttons and say have a nice day.

Did you read what she wrote? “Crowing” doesn’t cover it - she basically rolled around in her newly discovered “point” while jacking off.

Every semester I get one of these little geniuses, and I hand them their essays right back, and they run crying to the Chair, who sends them to the Dean, who tells them to get their racist asses out of his office and go write about online gaming like a normal person.

David was my thesis advisor at Illinois State ‘95- ‘97. This was right as Infinite Jest came out, and I watched a sweet, weird man turn into a complete psychopath who punched me in the face during a meeting in his office. Later I would hear such terrible stories, like this article, and wonder if that person I met was…

#NOTALLCODGERS

I think when you hit 65 your desire to follow any rule at all runs face first into your realization of a dwindling lifespan.

They’re expanding into the European market because they were losing fans by the thousands anyway - I guess this is a good way to get regular but casual fans like myself to stay far, far the fuck away. I’m an Army veteran, and FUCK NO you do not honor us by scaring someone away from their right to protest.

Straight up season 2 of Nurse Jackie. Crushed, snorted, and off to work.

Is this because of the rumors that they tried to make all the players stand or they’d be off the team? Seems odd to read that and then immediately see the released video of freaking cocaine use, lol.

It’s fun being told that I’m a racist, along with all the other white racists. I mean, that will probably get you your goals. Like when we called everybody homophobes, and they gave us our right to marry. That’s how it works, right?

I’m a soldier. You are absolutely full of shit.

Gay bleeding heart dog loving Army veteran here - no idea what the hell you were trying to do with this, other than be a dick. Rock on.

This is so fucking tacky I can barely breathe.

No, you were a dick unnecessarily to a total stranger, twice.

You have no reason to believe me, but I got to watch Lynda Carter try out vape pens at a dispensary in Palm Springs when she was here for ComicCon. She kept looking at me and going “shhhhh” and I thought I was going to fucking die.