And you didn’t even mention the whole “baptist thing,” which is psychotic in Texas.

I just moved away from Dallas after five years. I am not kidding, I think it will take a long time to undo the damage from the culture of that city. It is fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Two takeaways now that things have stabilized a little.

I’m looking forward to when it’s fashionable to steal all of gay culture, though I think that already happened in the ‘90s. PS, why are white people so annoying.

Know how gay people used to wear thumb rings as a subtle signal that they were gay, and then frat bros started wearing it to be edge lords (and that’s pretty much how we lost all of our stuff)?

He....dragged a prisoner in, threw him in their faces and just demanded they take blood out of him because he says so. And then traumatized a nurse for going “Wait, what?” Holy. Shit.

All of that, but I just call her an asshole because gendered insults are dumb.

“The problem.”

Super fall down some stairs immediately.

No, it’s his job to go out and report on the weather, which often involves many factors that can’t be seen nor predicted with computer models. So again, it’s his job, dipshit.

“You’ve got the brains, but have you, got the TOUCH?” ;)

She’s not saying that those things are BAD. She’s saying “Okay, so you’re that thing. And?” (which, not for nothing but she literally says like ten times) The point is that you’d better have something ELSE to bring to the table besides being smart, funny, pretty, whatever. You know, substance?

It’s never not satisfying to see a mouthy white person get beat. Sorry. But not sorry, either.

GAME OF BONES

I read this as Enraged Crows Swarm Mustang, and was really confused for a long time.

Congratulations, this is the stupidest take in a sea of very stupid takes.

I stopped reading after the first couple of lines - anybody who is going to write that Trump is maybe not really racist, when his father’s membership and arrest as a member of the KKK is well documented, and that Fred Trump’s beliefs in eugenics that he taught to his son Donald are well documented, doesn’t deserve the…

Batshit or not, most shows don’t get to reach their natural conclusions like this, so be glad. It’s got a strange Survivor Final Five feeling to it, in that I’m actually excited to see how this all goes down. The instant transporting all over Westeros is getting ridiculous, but I’m over it.

From The Gunslinger I learned that beans are musical fruit. RIP Zoltan.

We moved to the States in 1980 when I was ten. In the 90s when I was in college I used to do this all the time - it felt right, when you don’t want to be a place you just go, then you avoid all the “oh come on stay” or “oh I will go with you” stuff. I was raised to believe that’s the polite thing to do. But oh my…