Batshit or not, most shows don’t get to reach their natural conclusions like this, so be glad. It’s got a strange Survivor Final Five feeling to it, in that I’m actually excited to see how this all goes down. The instant transporting all over Westeros is getting ridiculous, but I’m over it.

From The Gunslinger I learned that beans are musical fruit. RIP Zoltan.

We moved to the States in 1980 when I was ten. In the 90s when I was in college I used to do this all the time - it felt right, when you don’t want to be a place you just go, then you avoid all the “oh come on stay” or “oh I will go with you” stuff. I was raised to believe that’s the polite thing to do. But oh my…

And you’re a bottom who can’t host.

How do they handle boners because if I was in front of that fine man I’d be so hard I’d pass out from blood loss.

That would be a complex argument to have, given that they both had peaks of greatness and many, many lows. Let’s call it a draw.

Sorry, I thought their dynamic was hilarious.

I’d like to point at a show called Lost and then invite you to change your stance.

Oh I really liked Einstein - she was SO irritated with her partner in a way that Scully never managed - Scully always seemed slightly turned on by Mulder’s weirdness, but Einstein just wanted to KILL her partner so bad, lol.

What, you mean you DON’T point it at the ground so you can get hit by ricochet and hold it at eye level so you can put your eye out with recoil?

You mean the way the dragon leaned in and was all like “Sup, total Targarean”?

All due respect, I don’t give a shit if I’m “one of the good ones.” I’m not racist. That’s all that’s really required of me, not to grovel or prove myself.

GNR.....was a hair band.

“v’nice”?

Right, because you hang out with her 24-7 and know everything she does, right? Just like she knows how many of your friends YOU have. And if she didn’t know you had them, I guess she could shake her head and say it was sad you don’t have any friends.

Pretty dicey - ratings say the show does best when it’s not welded to the comic beats, which was Kirkman’s directive. And his other properties like Outcast haven’t caught fire. Invincible is wrapping up in a couple of issues.

This is some full throttle Caucasian bullshit.

Briefcase? This is South Carolina Mr. Rockefeller, I don’t know what you’re talking about some BRIEFCASE, what we got Perry Mason all up in here.

The old one was really good. This new one sucks every variety of ass.

If for some reason they thought the first book just wouldn’t work, they could have begun right at the start of book two and done nearly all of book one in flashback, setting up the second movie where they have to get Jake back and save Roland. Drawing the three and then ending with Jack Mort’s death/Jake walking up…