What I don’t understand is why they didn’t write in something to make it natural that her hair wouldn’t be waving all over the place all the time. She braids it in the comic quite often and more than once has put it up in a headdress or scarf or something - it wouldn’t be that hard to do a “it’s rude to brandish a…

All powers are probably psychokinesis when you get right down to it.

Look, if you’re going to go for the power, you go for ALL the power, meaning she’s somehow compensated for all of that. I have no idea how - but if the starting line is “prehensile hair” then the finish line isn’t “oh it just wouldn’t work.”

This is just astonishing - and the surgical way they go about these plans, always attacking groups that other disenfranchised groups won’t care about, is frightening. Who cares about dirty immigrants? Who cares about Muslims coming back from expensive holidays? Who cares about elite libruls going to their fancy…

Every addition to the Jedi’s mythos makes them dumber. “Space knight with lazer sword” was all it needed.

Better than the Sex Men.

Who the hell would you be the Spirit of Vengeance for when there’s like 50 humans alive? That you’d need to chase them down on a fiery mastadon?

There’s a tampon scene that’s making me wonder at the tone of this thing.

DC has been using metahuman as a generic term since at least 1989 in Invasion! Batman himself has been referred to as a metahuman repeatedly. It’s not like mutant, they use it to mean basically “anybody in a costume using some sort of enhancement.” And just to really quibble, from an outsider’s perspective they…

Jesus crappity fuckwagon Joe - THESE ARE AMAZING!!!!!

This is just the most perfect thing in the god damned world.

Maybe don’t cast a young gay woman just coming out in a sizzling straight romance.

A colonialism is good for the world argument? I’m out.

Okay, but it would have to be SUUUUUPER gay. I mean, THUPER DUPER gay. The kind of gay they’d have to invent new instruments for - and then hell yeah, The Adventures of Bobby Drake Subzero Power Bottom is appointment reading.

Fair enough - good points.

I grew up then as well. You’re full of shit, Comrade.

I’d be fine with that as well, other than it looking like hell.

This looks like it’s either super plodding, with two big fight set pieces, or just lots and lots of sweeping shots and people running around. Or both, ugh.

I like that Iceman is gay. It makes sense. I’m gay. It’s fun to have an X-man come out. But I really am going to drop this series hard if it’s nothing but The Further Adventures of Super Gay Iceman Being Gay

Porky’s II. Not the good one.