No kidding. I had a homeless guy straight up DIE in the seat next to me. Cackling old comic book man isn’t even in the same area code.

I don’t think your suspension of belief was based on the existence of Stan Lee in or out of cannon.

Poppins Begins

Well why not a black male then? As apparently every aspect of her character is up for grabs. I’m a bleeding heart gay liberal and I am shaking my head at this PC world.

Go work out, then.

“I don’t think ordering that is a good idea, Tigernan.”

“Too,” and the man who stared down Putin (you know, as opposed to being controlled by him) is no chicken shit. But hey, maybe YOU will also be remembered for eternity too, right? No? Oh well, participation trophies are fun, too.

I don’t understand why she’s getting all of this attention. There is not “there” there. I’ve seen her interviews - they weren’t great, and that Putin thing was just ridiculous.

Are we really holding over spoilers for shows whose seasons have completed? Come on. Some Have A Dime On When Kipling Is Now Gone.

I teach five classes of freshman a day - I am FULL of “I should not have done that,” and this 7 second idea is a great one. I’d already been doing a version of “you’ve occupied enough space in my head, Erik Niklaus from 8th grade,” but this is a little more streamlined.

Your primate brain has a function where it analyzes episodes for future dangers; it’s turned into hypervigilance in a world that never shuts up for two seconds.

I double DARE them to go all the way down. The creators were into kink hardcore.

Arya + Madonna Eyebrows = Everything

George Perez’s version in 1987 was that Trevor’s mother, also named Diana, crash landed on Paradise Island - she was a member of the WACS and had a bomber jacket full of patches. At the time Doom’s Doorway had opened and all kinds of evil monster was leaking out, killing the Amazons. Diana Trevor used her service…

Okay. It happens. Also don’t use verbal tics in written speech. You’re not a goat.

Oh I can’t shade that - girl’s gotta eat. I’m just not sure this was the moment to do that, but I get it. She’s Kathy.

If the sequel isn’t ‘70s Diana Prince in her white jumpsuit karate chopping people, a serious opportunity will have been lost.

I’d be fine if Beyonce and Rihanna and their entire thing just went away now. I love how the States pride themselves on not having a king and yet can’t go three seconds without convincing some singer that they are actual royalty, with attitude to match.

Kathy....you shouldn’t have apologized at all, but you did, and people by and large appear to be on your side about this - SO OF COURSE you grab all the media you can. Half of me likes your opportunism, the other half of me is tired of it. I liked your beheaded pic - I thought it had clever political context of how…

“Snowflakes.” You guys are going to come to HATE that term, trust and believe. As with all things Right it was the most extreme of projections and about as true as your claims to patriotism. You lot are simply the worst of us, and you’re going to be treated as such from now on. Being an “American” isn’t going to…