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More and more every day I feel like I need to get the hell out of this racist ass country before the oppressed finally have enough of being nice and start getting theirs back. I don’t think “but I’m one of the good ones!” is going to cut it.

Tell me that guy’s not stoned off his ass.

Will & Grace? The “Armageddon” of tv shows? Fuck to the no.

I was an editor at Game Developer magazine back in 2000 - the minute I read the word “E3" I completely cold shuddered. No thank you.

They mentioned the twinkie diet. You refuted literally nothing. And I mean the literally, literally.

Do you see that street, and those unmatching mailboxes? That is not an HOA. And good for them because HOAs are the devil. “Your tree is the wrong shade of green, cut it down!” Ugh.

The very second you present evidence of this, I will believe you. As it is, I’ve lived through the ‘80s and ‘90s so I have a health “uh, no” right now.

It’s Kevin Bacon. I don’t think anybody thinks that he’s really sitting there going “I am a STAR dammit!” Because it’s Kevin Bacon. He taught us to dance.

I’m not required to “give people a break” because YOU like them. A douche is a douche, and this one won’t quit douching.

It’s got a fairly new heating/cooling unit, so there’s that.

This is fucking awful. Just god damned awful, and I’m a fucking white person and I can’t do jack shit about this and it’s fucking ridiculous. Fucking ridiculous. We could start by admitting that we ARE a fucking racist country, me, you, the good people down the street, we’ve watched this for years and said “oh gosh…

I read these stories always with such gladness that I don’t live in this world. Sure, there’s some minor jealousy - being young and rich and lovely I’m sure is great fun at times - but it also looks like mad work, constant upkeep, and no matter what you’re ALWAYS the butt of the world’s jokes. I’d rather start a…

It’s never great when people say that but I think he was addressing the myth that Bobby Brown shot her full of drugs and ruined her career. That she was her own person doing what she wanted to do.

You don’t know much about her but you denounce the comparison. Okay.

Is it though?

Hello, I am your polar opposite from the mirror dimension, and these Doritos are amazing.

Derp Like Me

I just called it. Didn’t leave a message or speak to an operator but that opening message is amazing. Especially when the woman has to repeat everything in spanish. “Pair-a ass span y’oll”

O...kay? Well there’s one person out of 7 billion. I wonder what all the others think.