Yes, but they’re CALIFORNIAN rednecks, which means they got out of bed knowing that most of the people in the state don’t think that way, not “I wonder what level of awful I can get up to today in this state full of awful where everybody celebrates awful.”

Thanks, but we’re just gonna get our coats and go. You guys are weirdos. #calexit

That’s adorable, but we have aquifiers that refill every five years. Good luck with your tornadoes, assholes!

We don’t want to help. We want to leave. Fuck y’all.

It’s vitamins. That you will pee out in an hour.

Oh how fun. “DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO IN SOLIDARITY DAMN IT.”

You’re thinking NIPS. NIPS was the asian racist word.

That’s nice well adjusted person, but until this becomes YOUR message board, kindly keep your cheetoh sputtering to under the bridge, k doll? Thanks.

Because he called him “black”? Yeah, the “piece of shit” part is nasty, but because he identified his skin color? Before you freak out, there really IS a division between things kids should not be reacting to and actual racism. And petty, stupid things that aren’t actual racism are not things that need sweeping…

Wow, that is super fucked up. “And as a bearer of a penis, and therefore an obvious rapist, he struggles with....”

I’m white and hate Trump - as we’re all apparently reporting in these days - and settling for “Hillary hate” is simplistic. Frankly, people saw whatever they wanted to, including that Trump was Jesus and Hillary was the devil. They saw her as a war hawk and him as a fiscal conservative. Her as a wasteful corrupt…

There’s a constant answer that goes “it’s better to work from within and try to educate than stand outside and yell.” But I no longer believe this - now what is true is that “if you try to work from within, you’ll either be corrupted yourself or lose whatever moral ground you already had.” There is nothing to be…

My mom is AN 11. FTFY

You didn’t read this at all, did you.

That’s not true in any way.

HA HA HA no. She doesn’t steal themes, she steals word for word jokes. YouTube is your lawyer in this instance with many side by side comparisons.

I think I’m over Amy. The third season of her show was very self indulgent (natch) and lately her comedy’s been...meh.

Actually it was the series of super drugged out mindfucks that she pulled on people that are well documented all over the Internet. But don’t let that get in the way of your story.

“Unworthy.” Look, the man is a disgusting pig, but whatever was done to him was done to him, and....that’s how we do things here. I get that you want blood too, but that really speaks more about YOU than it does him. I guess you’ll be happy when you hear the TMZ story about him living in his car, but plot twist, it…

Army veteran here. The constant truism is that the only people who fetishize the military and its dead are people who did not serve.