Yeah, he wishes his crotch were that bulging and his waist that trim.

Nothing has made me more angry this entire election cycle then that fucking tweet by Rob Schneider. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

With that serial killer signature, too.

I am hoping so hard for him to mess the thing up - flub his lines, trip, anything at all that will get played over and over and over FOREVER.

I imagine this sort of thing happens to you quite a bit. Best of luck.

Exactly. Look everybody, just fucking document everything you do from now on. We all have phones, and who knows when you’ll need it. You can’t fucking trust ANYBODY anymore.

Yeah, ALL the women in your life are skeeving now, dude, because they recognize all the little signals and have been on the receiving end, even that daughter, of “waaaaaaht, I was just kidding!!”

I will be applauding you as loudly as I can, ma’am. Fuck everybody who thinks that it’s “no big deal.”

That’s fine. They’re counting on a compliant, afraid populace to let them do that. But there are WAY more of us than them, so all they’re going to learn is that if you normalize assault, you also normalize the RESPONSE to assault, which is often getting your ass kicked.

NO. Sorry, but there’s nothing else to say to you. Go show your cowardly belly to somebody else. We’ve got this.

Sure friend. I imagine you scream that at many people all day long.

I want to give you a rational response, but mostly fuck off.

All right, so when the fuck does somebody actually level a treason charge? Apparently all the evidence in the world is there, just sitting around.

God that was a lot of typing.

I’ve always enjoyed how the set pieces - the house, the car, the Simpsons themselves - by nature have to stay in their basically original, simple forms, while everything else in Springfield gets detailed down to the last doily.

WHAT IF THERE WAS A MOTORCYCLE IN STAR TREK?!?!

That’s fun. I mean, it has shittons of verification, but YOU didn’t see it, so....

Very well written - but the Republicans will never get their shit together long enough to do this. The entire 16 months before the election was a clusterfuck of “well SOMEBODY will take him down.” I imagine that’s what our future looks like as well.

With all due respect, are you new? Get out there and fucking resist.

That is not in any way what happened here. That is YOUR take.