It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

That is because he is not a buffoon.

It’s okay. I had really confusing feelings about Howard Dean the night before.

My sisters and I are in our late 40's and we all hooped and hollered last night after Vermont’s vote with our 71 year old mom. Bill made a point in his speech about how important having Hillary as president will be for the youngsters in the US and that is exactly why we were so excited when we spoke a few hours…

Hi - why do you think you were underwhelmed? Genuinely asking.

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

I dunno, Melania’s speech had a few really good sentences in it.

umm Dick Cheney did some stuff that substantially altered the direction of America, if you recall.

most Catholic politicians (including Joe Biden) say the same thing. And it is possible to be personally against abortion but still be able to let other people make their own choice about it. Thus, the whole “choice” part of “pro-choice”

Isn’t that from Lesson 1 of the Trump U syllabus?

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Oh the Family Research Council doesn’t like him? I’m in.

.“I am fine with a Man for president...” JUST NOT THAT MAN

And when Chris Matthews directly confronted Manafort’s statement asking him if he wanted to rephrase it, he was completely and utterly bewildered as to why Matthews would ask that in the context of appealing to women voters.

He’s exercising his right to “open carry”

I’m one of them. Does a bullet come out of it? Ban it. Not worth the human toll. Find a different hobby. If you’re one of those nuts that thinks the gubmint is coming, get some therapy or move to Bikini Island or something.

It’s just the Redskins’ cheerleaders with his name on them in gold sequins, chanting, “Hey hey, ho ho, those frowning faces got to go, hey hey, ho ho, you got bootstraps so earn some dough.”

And then he hands ‘em a Trump U pamphlet.

Eh, it’s just like depression. Black people just need to choose to be happy and then they will be! They just need to choose success and they they will be successful! They just need to choose not to feel the effects of decades of systemic and institutional racism due to sub par policies and active choices to…