Ya gotta get checked and see if you have rosacea. If so, stuff from the dermatologist. If not, gentle everything, and make sure you get plenty of nice exercise and water.

Just remember to be nice, smile, and turn your potential rapist down gently but firmly so as to spare his feelings.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

AND YET. I tell my daughters (only 13 & 15 now) to be very careful about drinking with people they don’t know, to take ONE drink and wait to see how it hits them before having another, avoid anything in a red cup, and to always have a friend with them at a party. Think I am a sexist troglodyte?

If I see another “cops lives matter” or “all lives matter” comment anywhere today, I’m going to flip my shit.

Meh, I have kids, I can handle that.

Does screaming into a pillow count as performance art?

That shrimp jello is terrifying and should not exist. Seriously vomit-worthy.

Deep down, they know. After all, when white people are asked if they’d be willing to wake up black for the rest of their lives, they say, “no.”

Dear fellow white people of the world,

The really mind-gobbling thing is that his staff is apparently hanging out on white supremacist chat boards, just looking to scoop up cool memes for rebroadcast. Is his campaign run by threee homeschooled kids in their mom’s basement? Can’t they afford a graphic designer or two? Was there not one single Jewish person…

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

Who said I was white? Who said I’m a Trump supporter?

That is incredibly disappointing, and yet not surprising. I wish they could *hear* themselves. It’s been said so often, but it must be incredibly easy to blithely cede the country to Trump when you’re not a minority, a woman or a muslim. Because what the fuck do you care, right? Won’t affect you at all.

It made me happy to see her stuff was all over the clearance racks at my local TJ Maxx recently, just because it gives the impression that people aren’t buying her stuff, even on clearance! Seriously, the clearance racks at my store were pretty much like the Ivanka Trump section, and it was NOT picked over.

If that orange turd is feminist, i am decathlon athlete

Sad!

Okay, but you could try being a little less Chris Christie-like in your response.

Sure it protects women. Protects them from having a choice or say.